Penis Bandwidth

A human cell contains 75MB of genetic information. A human sperm cell 37.5MB. In a milliliter there are 100 million sperm cells. On average men, release during a single ejaculation, 2.25ml in 5 seconds. Given these facts, the average bandwidth of the penis is:

(37.5MB * 100 million cells * 2.25 ml)/5 seconds =
(37,500,000 * 100,000,000 * 2.25)/5 =
1,687,500,000,000,000 =
1,687.5 TB/s

Way more than my broadband Internet connection!

I laughed...hard.

Best of Whitest Kids U Know

Warning - Strong Language
These are just the top three in my opinion, WKUK is great!

Hamlet


Cubicle Boss


Classroom Skit

4 Chord Song

So simple but so many songs...Some were a little off but the point is made.

Lets get some nerdcore up in this hoe!

Here's a little potpourri of some nerdcore. Hope you guys like it! I'll post download links if you guys want some of em.

boysdontcry - mc chris


Secrets From The Future - MC Frontalot (I love this one...you really gotta listen to it)


We Have Arrived - MC Lars & ytcracker ft. K.Flay and the Former Frat Boys
Shit pumps me up


crazyTOWN - K.Flay
Applies to a lot of you I bet ;P


Carry On - K.Flay (Live) Her voice is beautiful...Brings a tear to my eyes.


I gotta go for a bit, but I'll post some more if you guys like this. Let me know what you think!


EDIT: I saw this and shat myself...It's fucking epic.

More music vids

Love The Way You Lie - Eminem ft. Rihanna

Magic - B.O.B.

Disturbed - Asylum

Airplanes - B.O.B ft. Hayley Williams

Music Poll

Vote for the best song and band/artist in this past year!
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Apparently some people use this website to make money off the ads...Can you believe it? Look at this table and it shows how much you can make by including simple keywords!

Almost all AdSense publishers are looking for the most expensive keywords. Let’s have a look at the top 100 most expensive keywords. But first let’s add 2 extra columns to the list: clicks/day and cost/day by Google AdWords estimation:

Keyword	Cost Per Click	Clicks/Day	Cost/Day
selling structured settlements	$64.81	0.1	$0.00
cash for structured settlements	$63.87	0.1	$0.00
auto insurance quotes florida	$62.57	0.1	$0.00
california auto insurance quotes	$57.34	0.1	$0.00
auto insurance quotes california	$57.01	0.1	$0.00
student loan consolidation interest rate	$56.86	0.1	$0.00
lendingtree .com	$56.35	3.5	$197.22
consolidate loan refinance student	$55.86	0.1	$0.00
audio conference calling	$55.32	0.1	$0.00
arizona divorce attorneys	$53.56	0.1	$0.00
dui attorney los angeles	$52.75	0.5	$26.37
business conference calls	$52.41	0.1	$0.00
personal injury attorneys chicago	$51.59	0.1	$0.00
mesothelioma treatment options	$51.31	0.1	$0.00
copper repiping	$50.94	0.1	$0.00
conference calling services	$49.65	1.0	$49.65
houston criminal lawyer	$49.59	0.5	$24.79
criminal houston lawyer	$49.59	0.5	$24.79
corporate conference calls	$49.35	0.1	$0.00
sell annuity settlement	$49.11	0.1	$0.00
student loan consolidation rates	$48.80	0.1	$0.00
irs tax attorney	$48.78	1.0	$48.78
california criminal defense lawyers	$48.38	0.1	$0.00
universal life insurance quote	$48.34	2.0	$96.68
san diego criminal lawyer	$48.30	0.1	$0.00
irs help	$48.27	4.5	$217.21
web based conferencing services	$47.80	0.1	$0.00
american tax relief	$47.37	0.5	$23.68
criminal defense attorney los angeles	$47.34	0.1	$0.00
pacific coast pillows	$47.24	1.0	$47.24
chicago personal injury lawyers	$46.81	0.1	$0.00
sell annuity payments	$46.73	0.1	$0.00
san diego criminal attorney	$46.61	0.1	$0.00
los angeles criminal defense attorney	$46.59	0.1	$0.00
data recovery seattle	$46.59	0.1	$0.00
student loan consolidation rate	$46.29	2.0	$92.58
college loan consolidation	$46.29	2.5	$115.72
dui attorney san diego	$46.04	0.1	$0.00
consolidate school loans	$45.94	0.1	$0.00
federal criminal defense attorneys	$45.86	0.1	$0.00
irs problem	$45.68	1.5	$68.52
mesothelioma lawyers	$45.48	2.0	$90.96
chicago injury lawyers	$45.22	0.1	$0.00
federal criminal lawyer	$45.18	0.5	$22.59
white water rafting maine	$45.18	0.5	$22.59
maine white water rafting	$45.18	0.5	$22.59
best home equity loans	$45.14	1.5	$67.71
universal life quote	$45.11	2.5	$112.77
consolidate college loans	$45.09	0.5	$22.54

Have you noticed that keyword price result in ZERO profit if there are no clicks? It’s cost/day (keyword price X clicks/day) that makes you rich, not keyword price itself.

Here is the list of the most PROFITABLE, not the most expensive AdSense keywords:

Keyword	Cost Per Click	Clicks/Day	Cost/Day
insurance	$17.41	49,893.5	$868,645.81
hotels	$3.52	200,636.0	$706,238.75
film	$2.88	183,044.0	$527,166.75
home	$3.89	102,282.5	$397,878.91
car	$5.09	52,069.5	$265,033.75
schools	$4.13	60,913.0	$251,570.69
acting	$2.28	106,337.0	$242,448.36
credit	$8.67	25,705.0	$222,862.34
cheap	$2.71	82,139.5	$222,598.05
digital	$1.70	130,607.0	$222,031.91
hotel	$2.38	84,776.5	$201,768.06
film schools	$5.64	35,501.5	$200,228.45
software	$3.23	61,259.5	$197,868.19
new	$2.17	90,415.0	$196,200.55
auto insurance	$29.48	6,453.0	$190,234.44
rental	$5.97	31,635.5	$188,863.94
free	$1.06	172,680.5	$183,041.33
travel	$5.02	35,084.5	$176,124.19
auto	$7.28	23,610.5	$171,884.44
video	$2.01	83,295.0	$167,422.95
mortgage	$13.03	12,172.0	$158,601.16
flights	$1.91	75,692.0	$144,571.72
editing	$2.37	57,747.0	$136,860.39
refinance	$20.01	6,827.0	$136,608.27
loans	$9.38	13,966.5	$131,005.77
uk	$1.43	86,623.5	$123,871.60
computer	$3.67	33,043.5	$121,269.64
buy	$2.06	58,840.5	$121,211.43
extended stay	$20.13	5,758.0	$115,908.54
home insurance	$18.75	6,152.0	$115,350.00
training	$3.60	31,112.0	$112,003.20
travel insurance	$11.29	9,861.0	$111,330.69
cars	$3.90	26,198.5	$102,174.15
debt	$9.17	11,104.5	$101,828.26
furniture	$1.76	57,463.5	$101,135.76