Monday, September 27, 2010

Penis Bandwidth

A human cell contains 75MB of genetic information. A human sperm cell 37.5MB. In a milliliter there are 100 million sperm cells. On average men, release during a single ejaculation, 2.25ml in 5 seconds. Given these facts, the average bandwidth of the penis is:

(37.5MB * 100 million cells * 2.25 ml)/5 seconds =
(37,500,000 * 100,000,000 * 2.25)/5 =
1,687,500,000,000,000 =
1,687.5 TB/s

Way more than my broadband Internet connection!

I laughed...hard.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Best of Whitest Kids U Know

Warning - Strong Language
These are just the top three in my opinion, WKUK is great!


Cubicle Boss

Classroom Skit

Friday, September 24, 2010

4 Chord Song

So simple but so many songs...Some were a little off but the point is made.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Lets get some nerdcore up in this hoe!

Here's a little potpourri of some nerdcore. Hope you guys like it! I'll post download links if you guys want some of em.

boysdontcry - mc chris

Secrets From The Future - MC Frontalot (I love this really gotta listen to it)

We Have Arrived - MC Lars & ytcracker ft. K.Flay and the Former Frat Boys
Shit pumps me up

crazyTOWN - K.Flay
Applies to a lot of you I bet ;P

Carry On - K.Flay (Live) Her voice is beautiful...Brings a tear to my eyes.

I gotta go for a bit, but I'll post some more if you guys like this. Let me know what you think!

EDIT: I saw this and shat myself...It's fucking epic.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

More music vids

Love The Way You Lie - Eminem ft. Rihanna

Magic - B.O.B.

Disturbed - Asylum

Airplanes - B.O.B ft. Hayley Williams

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Music Poll

Vote for the best song and band/artist in this past year!
inb4 beiber


Apparently some people use this website to make money off the ads...Can you believe it? Look at this table and it shows how much you can make by including simple keywords!

Almost all AdSense publishers are looking for the most expensive keywords. Let’s have a look at the top 100 most expensive keywords. But first let’s add 2 extra columns to the list: clicks/day and cost/day by Google AdWords estimation:

Keyword Cost Per Click Clicks/Day Cost/Day
selling structured settlements $64.81 0.1 $0.00
cash for structured settlements $63.87 0.1 $0.00
auto insurance quotes florida $62.57 0.1 $0.00
california auto insurance quotes $57.34 0.1 $0.00
auto insurance quotes california $57.01 0.1 $0.00
student loan consolidation interest rate $56.86 0.1 $0.00
lendingtree .com $56.35 3.5 $197.22
consolidate loan refinance student $55.86 0.1 $0.00
audio conference calling $55.32 0.1 $0.00
arizona divorce attorneys $53.56 0.1 $0.00
dui attorney los angeles $52.75 0.5 $26.37
business conference calls $52.41 0.1 $0.00
personal injury attorneys chicago $51.59 0.1 $0.00
mesothelioma treatment options $51.31 0.1 $0.00
copper repiping $50.94 0.1 $0.00
conference calling services $49.65 1.0 $49.65
houston criminal lawyer $49.59 0.5 $24.79
criminal houston lawyer $49.59 0.5 $24.79
corporate conference calls $49.35 0.1 $0.00
sell annuity settlement $49.11 0.1 $0.00
student loan consolidation rates $48.80 0.1 $0.00
irs tax attorney $48.78 1.0 $48.78
california criminal defense lawyers $48.38 0.1 $0.00
universal life insurance quote $48.34 2.0 $96.68
san diego criminal lawyer $48.30 0.1 $0.00
irs help $48.27 4.5 $217.21
web based conferencing services $47.80 0.1 $0.00
american tax relief $47.37 0.5 $23.68
criminal defense attorney los angeles $47.34 0.1 $0.00
pacific coast pillows $47.24 1.0 $47.24
chicago personal injury lawyers $46.81 0.1 $0.00
sell annuity payments $46.73 0.1 $0.00
san diego criminal attorney $46.61 0.1 $0.00
los angeles criminal defense attorney $46.59 0.1 $0.00
data recovery seattle $46.59 0.1 $0.00
student loan consolidation rate $46.29 2.0 $92.58
college loan consolidation $46.29 2.5 $115.72
dui attorney san diego $46.04 0.1 $0.00
consolidate school loans $45.94 0.1 $0.00
federal criminal defense attorneys $45.86 0.1 $0.00
irs problem $45.68 1.5 $68.52
mesothelioma lawyers $45.48 2.0 $90.96
chicago injury lawyers $45.22 0.1 $0.00
federal criminal lawyer $45.18 0.5 $22.59
white water rafting maine $45.18 0.5 $22.59
maine white water rafting $45.18 0.5 $22.59
best home equity loans $45.14 1.5 $67.71
universal life quote $45.11 2.5 $112.77
consolidate college loans $45.09 0.5 $22.54

Have you noticed that keyword price result in ZERO profit if there are no clicks? It’s cost/day (keyword price X clicks/day) that makes you rich, not keyword price itself.

Here is the list of the most PROFITABLE, not the most expensive AdSense keywords:

Keyword Cost Per Click Clicks/Day Cost/Day
insurance $17.41 49,893.5 $868,645.81
hotels $3.52 200,636.0 $706,238.75
film $2.88 183,044.0 $527,166.75
home $3.89 102,282.5 $397,878.91
car $5.09 52,069.5 $265,033.75
schools $4.13 60,913.0 $251,570.69
acting $2.28 106,337.0 $242,448.36
credit $8.67 25,705.0 $222,862.34
cheap $2.71 82,139.5 $222,598.05
digital $1.70 130,607.0 $222,031.91
hotel $2.38 84,776.5 $201,768.06
film schools $5.64 35,501.5 $200,228.45
software $3.23 61,259.5 $197,868.19
new $2.17 90,415.0 $196,200.55
auto insurance $29.48 6,453.0 $190,234.44
rental $5.97 31,635.5 $188,863.94
free $1.06 172,680.5 $183,041.33
travel $5.02 35,084.5 $176,124.19
auto $7.28 23,610.5 $171,884.44
video $2.01 83,295.0 $167,422.95
mortgage $13.03 12,172.0 $158,601.16
flights $1.91 75,692.0 $144,571.72
editing $2.37 57,747.0 $136,860.39
refinance $20.01 6,827.0 $136,608.27
loans $9.38 13,966.5 $131,005.77
uk $1.43 86,623.5 $123,871.60
computer $3.67 33,043.5 $121,269.64
buy $2.06 58,840.5 $121,211.43
extended stay $20.13 5,758.0 $115,908.54
home insurance $18.75 6,152.0 $115,350.00
training $3.60 31,112.0 $112,003.20
travel insurance $11.29 9,861.0 $111,330.69
cars $3.90 26,198.5 $102,174.15
debt $9.17 11,104.5 $101,828.26
furniture $1.76 57,463.5 $101,135.76

Katy Perry Videos

California Gurls (ft. Snoop Dogg)

Teenage Dream

I'll upload more Katy Perry things soon, as well as other artists including the new Eminem ft. Rihanna, B.O.B. and more, including a bio and some more music videos! Just hold tight!

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Black Ops Weapons

I'll be adding a list of the (multiplayer) weapons tomorrow, stay tuned!

CoD: Black Ops Preview

Call of Duty: Black Ops (also known as simply Black Ops) is the seventh main installment of the Call of Duty series and is currently being developed by Treyarch.[2] The confirmation of the game's development was leaked by David Kim, a senior animator at Treyarch, in May 2009. Black Ops is said to be set in various locations, including Vietnam and Cuba, [3] and judging from weaponry and dates given in the trailer, it is set between 1960 and 2010. It is planned to be released on November 9, 2010.[4] Treyarch has stated that Black Ops will be much grittier than Modern Warfare 2 and that the differences between World at War and Black Ops will be as significant as the differences between Call of Duty 2 and Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.[5] The trailer released on May 18, 2010 indicated that the game will be significantly more story-oriented and will focus on military cover-ups during the Cold War. Treyarch has also said that Black Ops will feature considerably more stealth than any previous entries in the Call of Duty series.


Vietnam, Cuba, the Arctic, Laos and Russia have been confirmed as locations in the game.[6]






  • "Payback" - In "Payback," the player is able to pilot a helicopter.[8]
  • "Victor Charlie" - "Victor Charlie" begins in a crashed helicopter, where the player must swim up the Huong River with only a knife.[8]
  • "Slaughter House" - The action-packed mission "Slaughter House" takes place in Huế, Vietnam, in 1968.[8]

Co-Op Missions

  • Black Ops will feature a dedicated co-op campaign, supporting up to four players, which uses different levels than the single player campaign.
  • The 4 existing zombie maps from Call of Duty: World at War will return as part of the Prestige and Hardened retail editions. [9]



  • Highest level of rank is level 50 and prestige mode is still in online ranks.
  • Vehicles will return, but they will be very different than those in Call of Duty: World at War; some are now killstreaks as opposed to map items, such as the Chopper Gunner.
  • Some campaign levels will be based off multiplayer maps instead of the typical vice-versa. This change is because some multiplayer maps had been made before the campaign was finalized.
  • The PC version of Call of Duty: Black Ops will feature dedicated servers. [10]
  • Players can now record, manage, edit and upload in-game video clips to their file share via "theatre mode."
  • Matchmaking is being changed so that it is easier for friends to play together.
  • In-game currency will be used to purchase weapons and upgrades.
  • In the Black Ops rank system, the player must level up to unlock weapons for purchase.
  • Split screen online for the Xbox 360 has been implemented.
  • Unlike in World at War, submachine guns will have full movement speed while aiming down the sights, as they did in most other Call of Duty games.



CoD Points

CoD Points are a new major feature of Black Ops. CoD Points will become the new in-game currency and will allow players to buy weapons, attachments, and Contracts. In addition to this, players are also allowed to wager these points in certain game modes.


Contracts are a new system in addition to the classic challenge system in Black Ops. A player is able to buy a contract with CoD Points, which will then direct them to complete an object. Completion of a contract will yield a higher CoD point payout than what was originally paid for the contract itself.

Wager Matches

A new mode with a separate ranking structure than the standard online modes, will allow players to gamble with their money. However, only the top three will receive the prize. They will be placed into one of four random modes:
  • One in the Chamber - each player is given a pistol with one bullet and a knife. For each kill achieved the player will receive one more bullet. However, each player will only have three lives.
  • Sharpshooter - each player is given the same random weapon. The weapon will be used for 45 seconds before being switched out for another one. Kills will award the player with perks and score multipliers.
  • Sticks and Stones - each player receives only a crossbow, ballistic knife, and a Tomahawk. The catch in this gamemode is that if the player was able to hit an enemy with a Tomahawk, the enemy player will go "bankrupted".
  • Gun Game - players start out with a pistol. For each kill they move up a level, granting them a better gun. First person to achieve kills with all 20 weapons wins. However, someone who is knifed will move down a level.

Create a Class

  • Create-A-Class 2.0 will allow players to customize their appearance in addition to their loadout. Players may see what their character looks like while choosing a class, as the player's basic appearance will be determined by their Tier 1 Perk. Players will also be able to choose a Facepaint pattern.
  • Some sights such as the Red Dot Sight can use custom reticules which includes choice of shape and color.
  • Gun camouflages will be featured in Black Ops and will be far more numerous than in previous Call of Duty games.
  • Players' clan tags are engraved onto their guns.


PC-only information

  • The PC version of Call of Duty: Black Ops will feature dedicated servers.[11]
  • Modding tools and the leaning feature will return, though it is likely that the modding tools will come out a bit after the game has been released.
  • The PC version will be using Steam as DRM and will be using VAC as an anti-cheating tool.
  • Players can choose a server via a server browser screen or use matchmaking to send a lobby to a server chosen by the game.
  • Dedicated servers must be rented.
  • Unranked servers are completely customizable while ranked ones let the renter choose levels and gametypes.

Console-only information

  • Treyarch has confirmed that it will be close to impossible to use any kind of mods in Call of Duty: Black Ops.
  • Matchmaking is being changed so that it is easier for friends to play together.


  • Activision has denied that a public beta for Black Ops will be released.