Penis Bandwidth

A human cell contains 75MB of genetic information. A human sperm cell 37.5MB. In a milliliter there are 100 million sperm cells. On average men, release during a single ejaculation, 2.25ml in 5 seconds. Given these facts, the average bandwidth of the penis is:

(37.5MB * 100 million cells * 2.25 ml)/5 seconds =
(37,500,000 * 100,000,000 * 2.25)/5 =
1,687,500,000,000,000 =
1,687.5 TB/s

Way more than my broadband Internet connection!

I laughed...hard.